Beauty is serious business. If you doubt me, here's proof:
 |
Courtesy of mcphee.com 2.5 oz $4.50 |
I can has cheezburger-flavoured mouthwash?
 |
Courtesy of japantrendshop.com $107.00 |
The "Beauty Lift High Nose" applies gentle electric vibrations to your nose from the bottom, sides & front. Nothing is mentioned about how to use it when you have a head cold.
 |
Courtesy of skymall.com 1-800-SKYMALL $27.95 |
From CosmeSearch, Inc. This includes Micro Collagen Plumping Balm & and accompanying "plumping device". Was that plumping or pumping?
 |
Courtesy of imaginaryanimal.com $16.00 |
Hand soap. Enough said.
 |
Courtesy of drugstore.com $4.79 |
For motorcyclists, horseback riders, truck drivers & anyone else suffering from the dreaded "monkey butt" affliction: now there's a little something to sprinkle on your bottom half to absorb sweat and minimize frictional skin discomfort.
(BeautiCreams makes no claims regarding the efficacy of the above products - except that they probably are good for a laugh or two.)